Friday, February 19, 2010

Whats bothering Mr Turnbow

I saw Taylor Swift on TV today at lunch and this will sound cruel. But everytime I see this girl I can't help but think of one question. Which path will she take? Will she do what LeAnn Rimes and Tanya Tucker did when they hit their mid twenties and start bedding literally every man they get their hands on? Or will she do what Debbie Gibson,Britney Spears and Mindy McCready did and get caught snorting crack off a toilet lid in Florida at a Fudpucker's and then have wild sex with a bunch of men? Lets face it, the recent history of teenage girls in country and pop music isn't good. Chances are she will take that path instead of a more morally acceptable path over the next ten years. If you ever wanted to be a county schools superintendent then I suggest you head to Crockett County, Tn. early next week because I have a hunch there's going to be an opening there pretty soon. The current "gentleman" who holds that position was picked up in Nashville this week for trying to pick up a prostitute who just happened to be an undercover cop. The Jackson Sun has his mugshot and lets just say its not a happy one as you might imagine. Well thats all for this riveting edition of whats bugging Mr Turnbow but tune in again for the next edition of whats bothering Mr. Turnbow when I'll discuss crazy liberal teachers in Huntsville, Al. and make up sex with a sex addict.

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