The Alabama Superintendent of state schools Joe Morton(R) went out and hired a lady as spokesperson for the Alabama Department of Education who posed nude for Playboy's 2001 Girls of the SEC issue. The lady in question is Malissa Valdes and she is shown topless in the photo while sitting in a radio booth with a logo of Auburn University behind her. The part I love though is the headline above her picture. It says Malissa "can't resist a big microphone". Oh you got to love stories like that. Something tells me poor old Joe Morton is going to pay for this with his job.