This mans girlfriend put a needle in his penis last week. It reminds me of a case in Lewis County, Tn where a drunk unzipped in front of a donkey back in the 90's out behind a beer tavern. I'll let you figure out what happened. Fourty five people called 911 that night reporting a man screaming at the top of his lungs. Some of the calls came in from as far as five miles away from the beer tavern. The Sheriff said there probably would've been more if it had been a weeknight.